Miss Cougar America for 2009 was Gloria Navarro (pictured right). This is no joke people, they really have an award for that.

A California woman was crowned the first annual Miss Cougar, beating out stiff competition from various other older women who prefer the company of younger men. The winner Gloria Navarro, won in front of an audience full of the young men she claims as her prey…or however this works.

What will they think of next in this upside down world. Maybe an award for sugar daddy of the year.