Kacey Jordan Spears BabysitterKacey Jordan, Charlie Sheen’s favorite porn star, used to be Britney Spears’ babysitter. Apparently, she took care of the kids for Kevin Federline.

Jordan hooked up with Kevin Federline briefly after he divorced Britney Spears. In fact, she also used to babysit their two sons while they were dating. I’m sure the mother will surely be thrilled to know her kids were under the care of this trashy porn star.

“I watched the kids when Kevin was dealing with the divorce. He was busy going to so many meetings,” Jordan said in a statement. “We went swimming … they were great,” she added.

Compared to partying with Charlie Sheen, a lot less can go wrong. The odds of ending up in the hospital after OD’ing are certainly smaller. No one knows why Federline needs a babysitter in the first place.