Charlie Sheen and his reps are hitting back against accusations that he donned a disguise so he could sneak out on his wife and cheat.

InTouch magazine reported that Charlie Sheen had gotten caught cheating on his wife, coming out of the home of a professional escort named Angelina Tracy while wearing a fake moustache as a disgiuse to cover his tracks. But Sheen’s people have put out a statement saying he was only helping a friend with something and since he knew the press would follow him and try to make something out of it, he wore the fake disguise just to make fun of the whole situation: “[s]ince Sheen knew he was being followed and how this would look, he wore the moustache in a tongue and cheek disguise gesture.”

Do we believe him? Who knows what to think. But after all the substance abuse treatment, marital counseling and help that’s been needed for him to keep his life and his family together, one hopes these dramatic episodes will finally calm down some day.