Strange news today as one odd man marries his virtual girlfriend.

SAL9000 is the nom de plume of an online blogger who has fallen in love with his virtual girlfriend with the exotic name of Nene Anegasaki.

The strange fellow met his online bride on the online game called “Love Plus.” That is a dating game where you wine and dine life matches just like the real thing. Sure it is, believe me. You get to buy virtual flowers with credits, go on moonlight strolls, and dance the night away in discos if you are still going through your Wild Man period.

SAL9000 was so stricken that he married his online girlfriend in Guam because it is apparently legal to do such things in an island paradise. The wedding ceremony itself was streamed live on the web for all interested persons to watch. A public reception will be held in his hometown of Tokyo Japan where you can presumably meet Nene Anegasaki somehow.

Online blogging can be a lonely and busy activity. And so we learn of SAL9000 who was so lonely and so busy that he began dating his perfect woman, Nene Anegasaki.

In the game she is billed as “Senpai at school and work.” Senpai roughly means “mentor” in Japanese so we can say that SAL9000 prefers a dominatrix.

She is truly the perfect woman in every way. She only talks back when he plays Mommy, and is hot between the sheets (in a virtual way of course) for a man who deserves it all.

She is so perfect that he took her as his wife. So wullah! We have the first of its kind in the history of the world. Man marries virtually girlfriend, and the world will never be the same.