Lynne Koplitz will be starring in a new show coming out called “ZRock”. They just finished shooting the first ten episodes. The show is a comedy about a band in New York City that is struggling to make it. Koplitz plays the bands manager (Linda) who will do anything to land a gig. The show is loosely based on a real life band called “Z02″ who spends their days playing at children’s parties and nights rocking at some of the best venues. Tune in for the premiere of “ZRock” August 24 @ 11:30pm on the Independent Film Channel(IFC).

Tim Tebow had surgery on his right (non-throwing) shoulder today. He is expected to have fully recovered by April and be will participate in the spring practice. Tebow has won the Heisman in 2007 and the National Championship as a starter this year. Tebow announced Sunday that he will return for his senior season.

“The surgery went well,” team physician Dr. Pete Indelicato said in a statement. “He should be able to begin throwing in the next three to four weeks and a full recovery is expected.”

A couple has been ordered to stay away from each other due to a fight over a Christmas gift. Randi Young, 24, and Heath Blom, 26, were arrested on Christmas day. Police said the pair argued after Blom complained about getting a Wii game system from Young instead of the remote control airplane he asked for. Apparently when Young started to leave, Blom grabbed her by the hair and she turned around and hit him. On Monday in court Young said the no-contact order should be lifted thinking it was just a bad Christmas, but the Judge refused her request.

All I’m thinking is who wouldn’t want a Nintendo Wii for Christmas!

Dungy took the Colts to the playoffs seven consecutive years. He won the SuperBowl with the Colts who hadn’t won it in over 40 years. But now the coach of the Colts franchise will retire. The Colts will hold a press conference today to announce Dungy’s decision. It is likely he will walk away from the sport today. Indianapolis ending up losing in the wildcard game against the San Diego Chargers. The loss of Tony Dungy is a sad one. Sometimes it’s just time to retire, although it’s mainly due to age and wanting to spend time with his family for Dungy, not lack of skill or know how.

Talk about your courteous criminal! 24 year old Feliks Goldshtein may have revealed his intentions too soon as he waited in line just like everyone else before being served. Once he got to the front of the line, he took off his masked and pointed a realistic looking toy gun at the teller. He actually made off with the money, but was arrested minutes later in a car chase. Police Captain Rick Myers says it’s unusual for a masked robber to wait in line at a bank. I wonder why the guy watching the security cameras wasn’t suspisious of someone waiting in line in a ski mask! The robbery occured in Akron, Ohio last Thursday.

Here is an update on Patrick Swayze’s current life threatning situation. He has checked into a hospital with pneumonia. Swayze also has pancreatic cancer which he is battling on top of that. The Hollywood star was going to be in a A&E show title “The Beast”. Swayze had planned to attend a TV Critics Association media event today to talk about his A&E series. It turns out it is likely that the new chemo treatment he is on is lowering his white blood cell count which can lead to infections. Swayze has ignored the tabloid stories that are saying he should have been dead awhile ago. However, he does realize that has time he has left may not be very long.

A lobster named George who was caught recently, and was spared from being someone’s dinner this week. The 20 pound super centenarian crustacean was released after a diner and PETA found out that the lobster was a rarity. “We applaud the folks at City Crab and Seafood for their compassionate decision to allow this noble old-timer to live out his days in freedom and peace,” said Ingrid E. Newkirk, president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. The Lobster was freed today off the shores of Kennebunkport, Maine, in an area where lobster trapping is forbidden.

Here is the trailer for the film Watchmen. It looks astonishing, and I love graphic novel movies. It is directed by Zach Snyder, the same guy who directed 300. The movie comes out March 6th of this year.

Here is a funny list of Tim Tebowisms:

When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Tim Tebow’s sweat.

Tim Tebow can get Chick-Fil-A on Sundays.
People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow’s family once threw him a surprise party. Once.
Tim Tebow hits blackjack with just one card.
The only reason you’re still conscious is because Tim Tebow hasn’t stiff-armed you in the face.
When TimTebow was a kid, he made his mom finish his vegetables.
Superman’s only weakness is kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for even HAVING a weakness.
Tim Tebow doesn’t do pushups. Instead, he pushes the earth down.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
Tim Tebow counted to infinity. Twice.
In the beginning there was nothing. Then Tim Tebow stiff-armed that nothing in the head and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.
When life gives Tim Tebow lemons, he uses them to kill terrorists. Tim Tebow hates lemonade.
When Google can’t find something, it asks Tim Tebow for help.
What color is Tim Tebow’s blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
Tim Tebow has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.
Tim Tebow once stiff-armed a horse. That animal became what is now known as the giraffe.
Tim Tebow is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Tim Tebow is the reason Waldo is hiding
When Tim Tebow wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
When taking the SAT, write “Tim Tebow” for every answer. You will score more than 1600.
Tim Tebow can dribble a football.
Tim Tebow was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the whooshing sound of a stiff-arm.
Tim Tebow can kick start a car.
Tim Tebow gets called for roughing the tackler.
When Tebow spikes the ball, he strikes oil.
You can lead a horse to water, but Tim Tebow can make him drink.
Tim Tebow doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Tim Tebow can get breakfast at McDonald’s after 10:30 A.M.
Tim Tebow ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Tim Tebow and Chuck Norris once squared off. The fight lasted for 4 years, then Tebow realized that he was actually in a fight. He immediately stiff armed Chuck Norris upon this realization. This event is referred to as the “Big Bang”
Tim Tebow saved the manatees. Then he stiff armed them back on the endandered species list so they wouldnt get cocky.
Tim Tebow was Jarome Bettis’ stunt double
Little known medical fact: Tim Tebow invented the Caesarean section when he bull-rushed his way out of his mother’s womb. He thought it was 4th down.
Tim Tebow invented the pedestal. Then he invented the stiff arm to have something to knock people off it.
The recent earthquake off the coast of Florida measured 6.0 on the Richter scale, or .024 Tim Tebows.
Gandhi didnt fast, Tim Tebow simply got drunk one night and ate all his food
A spike in Tim Tebow stiff arms caused the tooth fairy to go broke in 1997.
An Ohio St Fan once told a joke at Tim Tebow’s expense… well we all know what happened next.
Tim Tebow told Steve Irwin not to mess with stingrays.
Hollywood asked Tim Tebow to play the juggernaut in X-Men, but he was busy that day.
You don’t hit Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow hits you!
Tim Tebow doesn’t get sacked. Tim Tebow sacks defensive linemen.
Tebow doesn’t throw interceptions, he throws the ball to you so he can hit you on the return.
SuperMan wears Tim Tebow Pajamas. So does Lou Holtz.
Tim Tebow counted to infinity – twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Tebow met all three bullets with his stiff arm, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Tim Tebow can touch MC Hammer.
At birth, Tim Tebow came out arms first so he could stiff arm the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Tim Tebow but Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Tim Tebow sleeps with a night light. Not because Tim Tebow is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Tim Tebow.
Rome wasn’t built in a day because Tim Tebow wasn’t born yet.
When Tim Tebow eats, he doesn’t have to wait 30 minutes to swim.
Freddy Krueger is scared to sleep because he might meet Tim Tebow in his dream.
Tim Tebow’s number is 15 because that’s how many players it takes to tackle him.
A meteor didn’t kill the dinosaurs; Tim Tebow did in a pickup football game.
Referees created instant replay so they could admire Tim Tebow more than once.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Tim Tebow’s forearm.
They once asked Ray Lewis if he’d like to run full speed at Tim Tebow, and he said “No”.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Tim Tebow. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Tim Tebow.
When Tim Tebow was a kid he made his mom finish HER vegetables.
Tim Tebow loves women. All of them. At the same time.